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Draft

Terms.

This is a draft. It has not been reviewed by a lawyer yet.

Pre-orders

$45 a pair. Free shipping. US addresses only.

This is a pre-order. We'll make the first batch once enough pairs are reserved, and expect to ship in April 2027. Your card is saved today and charged only when your pair ships. Cancel any time before then. If we don't make the batch, you're never charged.

Cancelling

Every confirmation email has a cancel link. One tap cancels your pre-order and removes your saved card from Stripe. You'll get an email to confirm.

Released umbrellas

A released umbrella belongs to no one. Anyone may take it when it rains and leave it for the next person. Please leave it only where you're allowed to.